Today was Regis's last day on Live with Regis and Kelly. I still dream of buying a holo-deck from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I would open a program which had a young Kelly Ripa, and a younger Kathie Lee. My holodeck simulation would be the set of Live with Regis & Kelly. I would play the role of Regis. I would first have Kelly and Kathie side by side standing at the front table where they start teh show. They would both bend over that table and hike up their short skirts. I would then get on my knees and start licking their cracks out...fuck this story, give me a minute while I go jack off.