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Monday, August 15, 2011

I wish I were Hilary Duff's bicycle seat

So I hope you understand now why I think the world is a bunch of automatons - Hilary Duff is pregnant.  She, like Jen Aniston has clearly cheated on me.  I wonder if her hockey player husband ever screwed her in the butthole.  I was hoping that she was specially reserving that hole for me.

Pippa Middleton in a summer dress

Tyra Banks wrote a "book'

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