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Thursday, February 3, 2011

I can see Hall Berry's bum

What an interesting weekend.  My ex-girlfriend keeps emailing me.  I dumped her because she used to act very crazy, and her vagina tasted like battery acid.  Despite me telling her to go away and focus on her abusive husband and new daughter, she took it upon herself to continue to email me saying that it was really her that dumped me.  I have to say, it's pretty sad that someone gives a shit who broke up with who, so many years later.  But to set the record straight, I broke up with her as a result of her suicidal tendencies and psychopathic behavior.  I'm going out with a new chick now and she's pretty cool except she doesn't swallow...yet.

Anna Kournikova's bum crack in spandex

Is Christina Aguilera the new Britney?

Hayden Panettiere in some ultra short booty shorts

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