Kate Gosselin is getting slammed in the news for being a bizniatch to her dancing partner. It makes me wonder if her husband is such a villain after all? Maybe he got tired of her bs. Or maybe she's a bitch because he left her. Who cares. All that should be in the news this year is the retirement of Shawn Michaels.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Her ass is God. Let me reiterate that: Cameron Diaz's ass is God. I want to bow down to it. I want to be it's janitor. I want it to be it's landlord. So this weekend is flying by. Things are going well. I don't know why I keep letting my anger get out of control.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
For some reason after seeing all of these pictures floating around, I feel like smelling his fingers.
I watched Joss Stone on the Tonight Show last night and have to say, I'm still in love with her. Expect many more pictures of this lass. Many more. And fortunately, she does have bikini shots and upskirts.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Well apparently she's pregnant now, but who cares. I'd like to talk about the UFC event this past weekend before going back to crying over Shawn Michaels. Mostly, I'd like to let everyone who didn't watch, to know that Frank Mir, the guy who trash talked Brock Lesnar then get destroyed by him, the guy who said he hopes Brock Lesnar becomes the first fighter to die in the octagon, yeah, that Frank Mir, got his ass handed to him, again, this time by Shane Carwin. In the first round, Shane Carwin decisively delivered three hard punches and basically knocked Mir the Fuck Out. Sorry Frank, judging by your recent record, I think the only person in trouble of dying in the ring is you.
Today I feel like I did the day Michael Jackson died. Shawn Michaels, the legendary wrestler decided to have his last match today at Wrestlemania. I don't want to hear criticism of the ending. I want to THANK YOU Shawn. The hours of entertainment and emotion you have made me feel over the years have no dollar value. You've made me laugh and always feel your pain. You are easily the greatest wrestler along with the likes of Bret Hart and what's been the most interesting in the journey has been watching you change and adapt as a human being. THANK YOU SHAWN. I will always miss you and wrestling will never, ever be the same without you.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Yay, another starlette who I have no clue about. Who cares. Some of you know her and thank god her panties are clean and I don't see any "spotting", if you know what I mean. Mind you, some of you out there might actually like that.
Why are people bagging on Mischa all the time. Don't you think these people hear what is said about them? Then others wonder why they are depressed and turn to drugs. Mischa has feelings too. She has feelings too.
I like these pictures of my favorite brunette MILF, Courtney Cox. Actually, I think Teri Hatcher is but who cares. In more important news, I actually like the new Miley Ray Cyrus song. Am I gay? No. If I were, who cares.
I'm not a fan of Kate Hudson, especially after she dumped Owen Wilson which apparently made him try to kill himself, then she got back together with him. Is she crazy? Anyway, more importantly today is Wrestlemania. I watched the Hall of Fame last night and it sucked. Why do they let Bob Uecker in? He's not even a wrestler.