Paris Hilton has a new man...in her bikini

 

 

I'm often conflicted.  I want to call Paris Hilton a slut, but on the other hand I preach positivity and last time I checked, calling someone a slut was negative.  One thing I find funny about this sequence of photos though, is how in one picture, the guy has a bulging out stomach, and in the next one it's flat and toned.  Hmmm...sucking it in the cameras, are we?