So I was watching an interview with Kim on Conan and realized she's not the sweet, innocent porn star she pretends to be. She said her requirements for a man are not difficult - he has to have nice lips, a small nose, and about 50 other things which probably included having a bit bank account and being a chubby chaser. I guess i'm posting this so that she could look in the mirror. Her ass isn't voluptuous or sex anymore. It's actually grotesquely obese and disproportionate. The next time she asks me out, I'm going to tell her one of my requirements in a woman is that's she's in good shape physically and her ass is small enough that she can actually wipe it properly after taking a shit.
Bristol Palin gives us a good leg/upskirt shot
Katy Perry salutes her the troops with her vajayjay
Mel Gibson's new movie, The Beaver. I still love Mel so the haters can eff themselves.