Why is it when someone has to go to the bathroom, they say "I have to take a shit." Isn't that totally backwards? I mean you're not taking a shit. You're actually letting go of it, giving it away. What are you doing, going to the bathroom and picking up someone else's shit? I mean you are going there to 'take' it, right? Next time someone asks, I'm going to tell them "I'm going to let go of a shit", or I'm going to "give" a shit.