After all of these technical problems, I sure hope that these pix of Ashlee Simpson don't make me lose readers. Why? Well, frankly, she looks like any other chick in a bikini. Anyway, I've never jacked to her, no do I have plans to do so. In more important news, I've decided it's time for a new business endeavour. I know, this ain't one of them considering I make no money off of this. Does anyone else want to start a porn empire?