Here is Megan Fox. Again. Still in a bikini. It must be bikini week, although I'm sure none of you mofos are complaining. I decided I'm not going to take the ex-girl off of Fakebook or messenger. Fuck it. Then today, the crazy Asian girl I was banging started flipping out, saying I don't love her enough and she feels lonely around me. Does someone want to explain why so many women I meet are bipolar?
Eva Mendes is starting to get a bit thick