Well, remember back in February when I was contemplating suicide because Hilary Duff got engaged to some toothless hockey player who probably tips cows for fun? Well, looks like they're on the rocks. No surprise. I think deep down inside, Hilary realized there's a better guy out there, who is actually willing to toss her salad and cuddle her. And that guy is me. Also, look closely at these pictures, in some of them you can see the bulge of her pussy.