Kim Kardashian's bending over

I heard Kim broke up. That's nice. Anyway, I think I decided that Las Vegas isn't for me. The cabbies there are a joke. This taxi loser tries to force me to give him a 50% tip because "it was a good drive". What planet is he on? I'm supposed to compensate him for not getting me into a car accident. So here's a 'F you' to that Vegas joke of a cabbie.