Katy Perry's spandex bum

So in the news today, apparently Shia Labeouf is tearing one of the Kardashian sisters a new one (I'm sure they've each taken it up the butt before so you can guess I'm not referring to their assholes getting torn up...again). I like how the family where one sister marries a baller who she knew for five minutes, the other one is in a porno movie, and the other was pregnant outside of marriage to some idiot, has the balls to criticize Shia. Give me a break.

Shia LaBeouf Slams "Kim Kardashian's Sister" for Preaching to Him

Tuesday – March 16, 2010 – 11:48am

In April's GQ, Shia LaBeouf lashes out at the hoopla made over his widely-publicized 2008 car crash.

Initially, it was reported that the actor, 23, was drunk during the accident that left him with a severely injured left hand.

He says he was appalled at everyone who weighed in -- including Khloe Kardashian, who served 173 minutes in jail for a 2007 DUI charge. (In the end, LaBeouf was never formally charged with any crime, as the crash wasn't his fault; the other driver ran a red light).

"I'd be watching the news, and they'd play my car crash, and every once in a while Kim Kardashian's sister would jump on TV and preach to me from the red carpet about how to live my f****** life," LaBeouf tells GQ.