Mariah Carey's voluptuous ass

Look, I know Mariah's ass is slowly expanding, but who cares, she's married now. Anyway, more importantly, I want to talk about speed skating, short track. I personally think the Korean girls got ripped off of a gold medal the other day when the Korean was disqualified after her skate clicked with the Chinese skater's. It was asenine that in the Olympics there can still be such flagrant injustices, including the one with Julia Mancuso and her tight, fun loving sphincter getting screwed over. I heard the judge for short track is getting death threats so they've pulled him from judging over safety concerns. I think they should just pull him because he's a fucking idiot.