Lisa Rinna's bikini body

I would love to fuck Lisa Rinna from behind, and watch her body's skin just roll forward in waves with each pumping. I wonder if her asshole is loser cuz it's taken so many more shits than say a 20 year old. Food for thought as we ring in the new year.

Rihanna's close crotch shot

Rihanna's walking around now more and more naked. That's good. More girls should do that. I was talking to my friend today (I actually have a friend), and we were discussing that no matter what a girl says, biology has not changed. You still have to pretend to not like a girl to get them.

Pamela Anderson's ass crack

For those who know me, you know that unlike most people, I don't really like the ass crack of girls. I have this strange idea that it probably smells like ass since cuz it's a crack, smell fecal particulates are there. Anyway, I love Pam and the fact that she walks around naked half the time.

Peaches Geldof's upskirt

I have no idea what "celebrity" this bitch is, but enjoy.

Jessica Simpson's ass

Remember when we used to jack off to Jessica Simpson? There's still something nice about her ass that makes me want to look at it.

Jennifer Lopez's ass

Maybe it's cold in LA or something cuz all the shots these days seem to be only be over covered up asses. Not great jerking material.

Liv Tyler's jogging pants ass

Liv Tyler. I heard her Dad's in rehab. I think people go to rehab way too quickly. I mean maybe we should all be in rehab for something - sex, watching TV, porno, anger etc.

Carrie Underwood's tight jeans

Carrie Underwood makes me wonder if she shaves her twat. I mean can you guys picture her going to some vietnamese place, getting naked, bending over while some girl waxes the hairs from her asshole? I can't picture her doing that.

Taylor Swift finally bends over

The good thing about Taylor Swift is that after Kanye interrupted her, she didn't make a big deal out of it on the news circuit. Good for her. The truth is is that it wasn't a big deal, but I guess there was nothing else going on in the news that week. Because of her valor, I'm willing to let Taylor suck my dick after I withdraw it from her ass.