Britney Spears' tight ass

Women are crazy. I hang out with this girl who can't stop calling me. Keep saying how amazing I am and how good looking I am. She keeps getting close with me. Next thing you know she says she just wants to be friends and doesn't want to lead me on. Is that before or after you swallow you fucking cunt?

Bai Ling's panties

I don't know much about Bai Ling but I like ASian girls. I really think they keep their pussies clean.

Jennifer Aniston is on vacation again

Isn't this the same purple bikini Jennifer Aniston has worn before? I'm not keeping count. In fact I prefer a real woman who isn't afraid to wear the same thing more than once. In fact, I would like to rub my cock up and down the inside crotch area of her bikini bottoms.

Cheryl Burke's tight pants

I like Cheryl Burke's tight ass. I heard her getting slammed about her weight, but what weight is that? I'd like to Dance with her star. Dance with her star.

Mariah Carey's legs

Mariah Carey's ass is still nice for me. So what's going to happen in this health care industry thing a ma jig. Well I know. Let's walk around talking about God and Jesus (who by the way were all about wealth distribution, and donating and helping those less fortunate), but then let's bitch about health reform because our taxes go up and heaven forbid that money go to help someone live.

Christina Aguilera's ass

I was just thinking of Christina this morning, wonder if she'd ever be dirty again.

Mischa Barton's ass

I haven't seen Mischa in a while. I wonder how much these kids make from residuals off of TV shows like the OC.

Lindsay Lohan's short skirt

Lindsay Lohan's legs are white.

Mariah Carey sits on my face

Even though she's a bit chunkier recently, I'd still pay money to either have my face underneath her in that first photo.