Shakira's tight jeans

Shakira is from Colombia. I was thinking today, why are people so against health care. Also, why do people ignore each other and their existence. Moreover, why are we here, if not to look at pictures like this and jack?

Katrina Darrell's bikini ass

I wish she would just do a porno already. I mean, she already has all the necessary features to be in porn. Even though she's from Orange County i'm sure she can shed her "i'm so innocent" approach and swallow, or even do an A2M. Please Katrina, your 15 minutes is up, now it's time to get me up for 15 minutes...if you know what I mean.

Anna Kournikova's bending over

I was thinking today, why are there so many bad drivers on the road? They should really charge texters and cell phone talkers with drunk driving.

Sophie Monk's tight bum

I still have no clue who Sophie Monk is. In fact, I did an IMDB on her and she is hardly a star. So why is she all over the place? Probably cuz she's your standard issue blond girl who dresses slutty and probably does ass-to-mouth.

Jessica Alba bends over

Some people like Jessica. I'm not sure if I'm a fan. I was a long time ago but recently not so sure. Who cares. So recently I was thinking about life and how good things are. It's important to just enjoy the good times. Who knows about tomorrow. Fuck it.

Sophie Monk's bikini

I still don't know who she is. But who cares. As long as she keeps giving the world a taste of her goods.

Hilary Duff's round ass

The more I look at Hilary and the more I look at the poll on the right (and the pole in my pants), the more I'm thinking I may let Hilary be the one to take a dump on me.