Rachel Bilsons skirt is so short

Here is Rachel Bilson, out and about. She probably doesn't need to work for another day in her life - not because of OC residuals, but because I think she is marrying the guy that played Darth Vader in the new series of the Star Wars movies. Trust me, he's rich. Real rich. Have fun Bilson. May the force be with you.

Carmen Electra's pantyhose make me wet

Well they don't make my pussy wet, cuz I don't have one, but they do make me hard. Look at her. Maybe she's crazy but I doubt it. She seems like a very kind and generous girl who likes to enjoy her life. I also want to apologize for your fellow readers who have been having trouble with the site. Unfortunately they are hosting problems beyond my control. Please don't hate the player, hate the game. Hate the game.

Geri Halliwell's see through dress

From all the Spice Girls I don't think that I ever jacked to Geri. She was okay looking and all, but just not my type. Well, if she is, then here you can see her panties.

Milla Jovovich's ass in shorts

I think I've jacked to Milla a number of times when she was on Married with Children, playing that French exchange student. At the time, I almost wanted her over Kelly Bundy, but then I thought to myself - what the hell am I think? BTW: the search bar is not working properly, perhaps the result of the strange down time we had a week ago. I'm working to get it fixed.

Elisha Cutherbert's ass is loveable

I still like Elisha. I'm not sure how much money she's still raking in from her movies and appearances on 24, but I look at that ass and am interested in being friends with.

Denise Richards bikini body is God

Look, I know that Denise is a very busy woman. Kids, reality TV show, etc. So, I want to make this offer to her just in case she's reading. Denise: since you're busy, I know you probably don't have time to do certain things. So, I would like to offer you my tongue to clean your twat. Please let me know if you accept. Seriously though, I really like Denise. I mean there's just something about her face that makes me want to make love to her in various ways.

Paris Hilton couldn't care less about burkas

I love how Paris goes to these countries and flaunts around in her bikinis. It's also funny how those cultures admonish women showing skin meanwhile they love Paris walking around half-naked. Whatever. You show'em how it's done Hilton!