Britney Spears's short shorts

It's Britney's ass, bitch. Her legs are holding up and I heard she's still dirty. But hey, dirty Louisiana girl? Holla!

Joss Stone is my new love interest

I had no clue who this girl was until I saw her dancing like a flower, hippie, 60's child on American Idol last week. I liked the way she moved while singing with Smokey Robinson and was mildly attracted. Of course, she's too tall (doggystyle becomes a problem), but for now, I've decided to WELCUM her ass to UPSKT!!!

Anna Kournikova's ass needs cleaning

Anna's holes need cleaning. And I'm considering volunteering my tongue. I mean, does a girl like that bend over for the camera's like that on purpose? If you're not thinking what I'm thinking after looking at that top photo - you need to consider viagra. In any event, I hope everyone finds peace within them. Too often we get the week started thinking about the negative things which may have happened to us in life. Relax. At any second, you can turn everything around with just a thought.

Britney's pantyhose

It's Britney, bitch. And she's on tour, bitch. And she wears sunglasses all the time, bitch. In the dark, bitch. And she's talking with that arab guy again who she just finished spending thousands of dollars getting a restraining order against, bitch.

Courtney Cox flashes her panties

So Courtney Cox graces us with her grannie panties. Yee-haww. I think?

Stacy Keibler in FHM

Unfortunately we haven't heard much about Stacy Keibler since she left Dancing w/ the Stars. I remember she had all of these Hollywood deals cumming her way - including a Disney sitcom. But unfortunately, I never hear about her, or see her legs. How is she making money to survive? FHM covers?

Amanda Bynes sexier with pants on

Yes, you heard me right. For the first time, despite all of those near miss upskirts and leg shots, I was actually turned on by these pictures. Why? Well, they left more to my imagination - and if you haven't figured it out yet, I have a pretty active imagination. Also, I like the way we can capture the contours of her twat. Also, she reminds me of a hooker who got off work the night before, a la Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman - and that is what makes her hot my friends. Enjoy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's upskirt

Well this one's for you, my JLH addicted friend. It's been a while since we've seen JLH, but you'll appreciate these "upskirt" bikini shots. Is it as enticing when it's a bikini you're seeing the upskirt of?