Brooke Burke's bikini

I'm not sure about people like Brooke Burke and whether they should be included on this site. You'll notice chicks like Kendra Wilkensen, and others who are half naked all the time are not here. It's like, what's the point? They've exposed themselves so much, it's hard to get a hard-on over pictures like this. Anyway, enjoy.

PS: Check out my friend's new site "Fool For Your Stockings" Another individual with a good appreciation for the nylons.

Hayden Panettiere's thong thong

I don't want to let you guys down. So, even though I posted some of these pictures a few days ago, the whole series has come in so you can put Hayden Panattiereerewer and her panties in perspective. I prefer either white or black thongs myself. Actually, mostly white - that way you can tell if they are dirtier easier.

Christina Aguilera's snatch is hot

So Christina Aguilera is in these older pictures. I don't have much to say about her, except that now she's all grown up! Enjoy imagining your face underneath her in that top photo.

Roselyn Sanchez's ass

I remember seeing Roselyn Sanchez in Rush Hour 2. Damn. That was a nice ass, and what an exotic look. I love pictures like this where the girl pretty much shows you almost everything. Almost. If you want to see more Roselyn Sanchez, holla at yo boy. Whatever the fuck that means.

Mischa Barton new upskirt

So Mischa was out and about again this week and here she is giving us another classic upskirt. Fortunately the picture is pretty detailed so you can leave the rest to your imagination after you click on it. I'm not sure what she's up to these days. It seems like she's stopped actressing and still raking in money from The OC residuals. Who knows? Either way, it looks like she's enjoying her life. Good for her. We salute that! Everyone should have fun. And remember, if you get the chance to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.

Jessica Simpson's ass is fine

Is there really nothing else going on in the world these days? I mean, can you believe that the size of Jessica Simpson's new ass has made headlines on some programs? Gimme a break. Seriously. Frankly, I don't think her ass has gotten that big, just wearing those types of pants that she's wearing can make anyone's ass seem big. Look, would I eat it? No. Did Jessica put on a couple of pounds? Probably, but who cares - people are talking like she's going to die from obesity next. Then her l'il sis is talking about how people make too much fuss of these things. Mind you she's one to talk considering she got a nose job. Now i'm just going on a rant. Jack away.