Kellie Pickler's ass is on fire

Let me get this straight. See that ass on the beautiful Kellie Pickler up there? Well, it turns out Kid Rock is tapping that. Yes, you read that correctly. So this guy bangs Pam Anderson (an upskt.com icon, if there ever was one), and now the virginistic Kellie? This is almost as shocking and sad as the death of Michael. Long live Michael, a truly beautiful person.