Stacy Keibler needs to squat over my face

I still love Stacy. She has been out of the limelight for a while, ever since she left the WWE and Dancing with the Stars. I saw pictures of her recently where I could see that her immaculately perfect ass actually had some stretch marks on them. But you know what? I liked them. I liked them because it made her more human. In that first picture I wish I could freeze time and put my face under cootch.