Pamela Anderson's crotch

What's up with Pam these days, anyway? I hear rumors she's living in a trailer park in Malibu, but then on the other hand, I wonder what happened to all of her residuals from Baywatch, which last I heard was perhaps the most syndicated television show in the world. While her body is fading, I would still have sex with her. But if she had a dick I would not suck it.