Kellie Pickler's thong or g-string?

Kellie Pickler is a nice girl. I've always let her have a crush on me. The more I look at her and how she's developed from a farming, granny-panty, non-shaved girl to a g-string wearing, boob-jobbed, Brazilian waxed girl has made me proud. I want to have a one night stand with Kellie, bareback.