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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Britney Spears' camel toe is gross

I don't know about you guys, but last night I saw photos on the internet where Britney's skirt got hiked up and you could see her panties. Normally I'd have no problem with that, save for the fact that her white panties were bloodied up from her period. I'm hoping I'm not scarred forever.

Brooke Burke's ass needs to be terminated

Brooke Burke's ass needs to be terminated. Here she is at the premier of Termination: Salvation. I'm not quite sure what she was doing there, but damn, look at those legs. Judging by her mildly Asian appearance, I'd bet she doesn't even have those big pores on her legs that other girls have. Even with one kid popped out of her already, I am still interesting in stretching out another hole below her waist...

Friday, May 29, 2009

Brooke Burke's bikini body

I want to marry Brooke Burke. I mean, she probably shaves her twat, which is very important. Also, I think she is probably fun to hang around with, although I'd be surprised if she stands behind a stove and cooks, which is very important.

Kim Kardashian's brazilian wax

So before, I wasn't a fan of Kim Kardashian. I thought the ass was too big. But looking at these hi-rez pictures, I realized that as long as the pussy is Brazilian waxed, I'm interested. Fine, we won't do doggy since my dick probably wouldn't go far past enough her ass cheeks. But I think after looking at these pictures, I'm willing to take another look.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Cameron Diaz's panties

It's been a little while since we've seen Cameron Diaz and frankly, she's just another girl I'd like to do n-n-n-nasty things with. Yes, she's a bit too tall which makes doggystyle difficult, but who cares. There's a sultry nature to her. Mind you, it's unattractive when she acts like a tom-boy, but Cameron, I want to go on a date with you and I will even let you pay.

Pamela Anderson's loose bikini

Pamela Anderson is still worth jacking-off to. I mean look at her skin and breasts. They are still supple and fuckable. I don't know if I'd lick her shitter but I'd think of it. Then probably not do it.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Paris Hilton's dirty coin slot

Am I the only guy who finds the whole coin slot concept a bit gross? Don't get me wrong, I love the pioneers of analingus such as Rocco and Nacho Vidal, but for some reason just seeing the top of a girls crack makes me think it's kind of like a chimney stack where foul smells come from.