Kellie Pickler's ass is God to me

I don't care if she hasn't had Calamari before. Just watching her sing and talk on American Idol makes me fall in love with her. No, I don't know her. And yes, I'm sick for having feelings for someone that I don't know. Remember that time I told you we should stop fawning over these hollywood starlets? Well, I just changed my mind. And jizzed my pants. I love Kellie Pickler and want to "be" with her. If you smell, what the Rock, is cooking.