Nicole Richie's ass ain't my style

Yeah, yeah, yeah. To each their own, but for me, she just doesn't do it. You all know that I have a specific requirement that girls a) wear thongs, and b) wear white thongs. Not that this is a thong, but ever since I first saw Richie on that show with Paris Hilton. I remember an upskirt moment, where Nicole was wearing black, grannie panties. And then she made some kid kiss her ass. Literally. I was disgusted.