Mena Suvari's ass is perfect

I'm not a fan of her tattoos, but I have to say that her ass has truly withstood the test of time. I wanted to date her ass back when she was in American Beauty. Now, all these years later, it's still the perfect shape. I'm a bit shy, so I'm not sure how you walk up to someone's ass and just ask the ass out. Also, how does it say "yes"? Does it fart in reponse?