Hilary Duff's muff on my face

What would the week be without a little bit of of Hillary Duff and her crossed legs. What do you say gents? A date? Perhaps a little drink? Maybe some sex after? Well, only if you're lucky Hill. Only if you're lucky. Ah what the hell am I talking about? I'm shy and even when girls are rubbing up against me trying to get me interested, I get too shy to do anything about it.