Mila Kunis is relevant

Okay, so she wasn't nominated for best supporting actress in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But who cares? In fact, she may not have even been invited to the awards at all. But it doesn't matter. The awards don't really matter. What matters is if she's been a good person, and if she's treated others with dignity and respect. And blow jobs. Sloppy, wet, blow-jobs.