Melinda Clarke's curtains don't match the rug

I miss Melinda Clarke from the OC. She was such a bitch, but it just made people want to fuck her harder. In fact, she was hotter than her own daughter, Mischa Barton. I guess I used to have a thing for red-headers, even though I bet she dies her hair. Whatever, if she's smart i'd never be able to tell anyway 'cuz she'd either be Brazilianed out, or would have dyed her pubes.