Jessica Simpson's ass is fine

Is there really nothing else going on in the world these days? I mean, can you believe that the size of Jessica Simpson's new ass has made headlines on some programs? Gimme a break. Seriously. Frankly, I don't think her ass has gotten that big, just wearing those types of pants that she's wearing can make anyone's ass seem big. Look, would I eat it? No. Did Jessica put on a couple of pounds? Probably, but who cares - people are talking like she's going to die from obesity next. Then her l'il sis is talking about how people make too much fuss of these things. Mind you she's one to talk considering she got a nose job. Now i'm just going on a rant. Jack away.