Carrie Underwood doesn't wear miniskirts

What happened to Carrie? She used to wear skirts and shorts shorter than....well, you can think if some analogy. How are we supposed to jack to her legs when her dresses are so long? Ohhh, let me guess - her new boyfriend from the Ottawa Senators is making her cover up. Keep up this behavior Carrie and you'll loose your spot on UPSKT.