It's Britney, Bitch

There are a couple of pictures which just came to my attention. They may prove to be even better than any of the one's below. Why couldn't all of our favorite stars pose like this for us?

Rachel Bilson's hot pants

I never know what to think of Rachel. I'm glad that after The OC she had the ovaries to let some perv take pictures of her like this. I wonder if we'll ever see her again. She could be a stand-in for Mila Kunis - for some reason I always get those two confused.

Jamie Lynn Sigler bikini

Call me indecisive, but I'm not sure if the new setup here, with the new color scheme is "fun" enough. What do you guys think? Can someone please 'f'n vote?!

Teri Hatcher is nice

I still like Teri Hatcher. She may be crazy on the inside, but on the outside she seems fun, simple, and down to earth. Now I'd like to get down to earth with her.

Britney Spears Shares her Assets

You guys can thank me later for these Britney pics which were just taken the other night at some concert for some thing. Judging by what her ass looks like now, I just may be interested in her again. Actually, now that I remember all of the guys she's "had", forget it, you can keep her. I'm sure she's a nice girl, just not my type. Like attracts like.

Jessica Biel has a tattoo

So it turns out Jessica Biel has a tattoo as well. Oh well. C'est la vie. That's french for "I have a big member."

Tara Reid is good at upskirts

We've seen everything Tara has to offer. But it's been difficult to find good uspkirts. Fortunately, these will have to do. Just pretend we're back in the days of American Pie and you'll feel better looking at these pics. A lot better.

Amanda Bynes wears a g-string

Either that, or she's commando. Imagine the sweat. I like these photos - although they're not upskirts, who cares. The imagination is all we need once we see the contours.