Christina Aguilera - I can see your underwear.

I have a good feeling, that even though I don't now her, I think Christina would make an awesome girlfriend. She seems like fun, she's horny, and probably not high maintenance. Plush she has some Latina heat in her. In any event, when it comes to relationships my advice to you guys is to take every failed relationship you have an consider what it was that was holding you back. Why were you acting certain ways? Do you really know who you are? Use the girls you go out with (or don't go out with) as mirrors of yourself so you can see what's been holding you back. And above all, get off the internet and go get some real ladies! Alright, now i'm just projecting.

PS: This will be the one and only time I will allow a girl on the site who is not wearing a thong.