Calista Flockhart is probably a prude

Just like The Nanny, I used to tune into Ally McBeal to see how short Calista's skirts were, so I could pop one off. Now I've come to appreciate women with a big more meat on them (by no means fat). Either way, I'd probably still like Calista Flockhart up and down. Mind you, make that a "no", since Han Solo has dropped who knows how many loads in her. Whatever. Enjoy.