Sophie Monk's spandex pants

I have an idea. Not much of an idea considering websites have been promoting it for a while. However, I think I'm going to vote for that dude called Tim Urban. I feel bad cuz everyone is treating him like shit, when they're the one's that put him on the show in the first place. Frankly, I think this is the year they make a mockery out of Idol and make him win.

Julia Mancuso tight pants

I still love Julia Mancuso. I hope we see her on Dancing with the Stars. Here are some pix of her leaving Larry King where you can see through her shirt and see her bra. I'd love to romp around a ski hill with her if you know what I mean.

Stacy Ferguson's legs

So some idiot websites are going around saying that Fergie's pregnant because of pictures like this. Uhmm, unless you're an idiot, all girls and guys, have a bit of a bump on their belly when they let their guard down. That doesn't mean you're pregnant. Even if she was, she's a woman so it is why she exists.

Alessandra Ambrosio's ass is ready and willing

Well, welcum to UPSKT, Alessandra. Not sure who you are, but I will only guess that you're some Victoria's Secret model or something like that. Frankly, who cares. And I'm starting to worry about Eva Longoria's bikini bending over photos after looking at these ones.

Kelly Ripa's ass

So Kelly Ripa was on David Letterman the other night, and here are some pics of her leaving the studio. Apparently she got a new tattoo. I don't know why good looking ladies like Jenna Jameson and Kelly Ripa vandalize their bodies but oh well. At least we all know that tattoos = promiscuous. There's just something about Kelly that makes me want to marry her.

Courtney Cox's miniskirt

I feel like I've been too negative recently. Maybe it's cuz I've been overworking myself without even realizing it. I was taking it out on my body, my parents and my girlfriend(s). This week I'm going to "chill-ax". That means I'm going to contemplate life, try to read a bit, and relax. Life is short. What that really means is enjoy the day and take in the little things. Smell the roses. Lick Courney Cox's pussy if possible.

Gwen Stefani bends over in her bikini

Well now that the Oscars are over let's talk a little about more important things. Namely, relationships. It's easy to ignore them or take them for granted when we have a lot of things going on in our lives. It's only when we think we're going to lose them that we realize how important they were and how we would give anything to have them back.

J-Lo's bikini bum

So I heard that Frank Mir wanted Brock Lesnar to be the first UFC to die in the ring. I saw their last fight and I have a nagging suspicion that won't happen. In fact, if it wasn't for the referee stopping the fight, Mir would probably be dead himself.

Rachel Stevens upskirt

Some of you may not know who the hell Rachel Stevens is, but I do. She was one of the hotties from the teen band "S Club 7". They had their own tv show, and surprisingly, some pretty good pop balads. Anyway, not sure what happened to the other ones, but at least Rachel stuck around to do some modeling and flashing her panties. Unfortunately she's wearing those boxer panties which I hate.

Kara Dioguardi's upskirt panties

What a great way to start a Monday morning. Well, the Oscars came and went (and I also came about an hour later). This year sucked. I saw about half of the movies nominated and while I liked Avatar and Inglorious Basterds the most, I thought the Hurt Locker, while not a bad movie, was an embarrassment to be considered a nomination for all the things it did. If you saw the movie, there was nothing fantastic nor complex about the sound in it which makes its win for sound (editing or mixing, I can't remember), ridiculous. Best directing went to the Director for Hurt Locker of Avatar. If you look at the complexity of the movie and the length of time and moving parts for Hurt Locker compared to Avatar, it is a joke they gave it again to Hurt Locker instead of Avatar. Fuck you Academy. I'm never watching your joke awards again.